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Friday, November 19, 2004

Meet Your Montreal-DC Nationals Cock'n'Balls

Funniest uniform idea yet, developed by the Ball-Wonk, and actually displayed on the Page 2 section of the NESN2 website...if this design could somehow get OK'd, it'd be a new version of the old South Carolina 'Cocks' hats, and the term dickhead would take on a whole new meaning.

Yeah, I'm immature. Sue me.

Hot Ticket
In other news, the 'Spos have taken non-refundable $300 deposits from over 10,000 prospective season ticket buyers in the first couple days. Rumors out of the league office say however, that had tickets gone on sale before the dubious signings of Guzman and Castilla, the number would have been at least triple that.

Hoop It Up
Two bigtime NCAA ballers were on display last night at the World's Most Famous Arena. Hakim Warrick led Syracuse past Miss. St. with 21 points, most of them in the 2nd half. This guy is an absolute freak, and will put up a 20-10 spot almost every night. Beyond the numbers, he seems to be everwhere on the floor at once, and could probably jump out of the gym if it had no roof. A sleeper jumped onto the national stage in a big way last night, as Rodney Carney of Memphis shot the lights out in a dominat performance against St. Mary's. Apparently Carney was one of the final cuts of the US Young Men's National team this summer, despite having outplayed most of the guys in camp. He'll be one to watch in the deep and athletic C-USA this season.


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